The pain and heartache of being a celebrity

Being a celebrity isn't easy. You have no personal privacy and live under a microscope of unreasonable public expectations. You can't take your kids for a walk without being attacked by paparazzi. Any fluctuation in weight becomes front page material. You can't do a little underage drinking, drop some Molly and drag race a $300,000 … Continue reading The pain and heartache of being a celebrity

You’re a bad parent. That’s okay. I am too. Nobody told you how to be anything different.

I have 2 kids. The first one was an accident. The second, I guess, could be equated to a double-or-nothing bet at a pool hall. You already owe the hustler all your money, so why not risk your car as well? The lies have changed in the past millennium. Originally, becoming a parent was a … Continue reading You’re a bad parent. That’s okay. I am too. Nobody told you how to be anything different.