F*ck You Silicon Valley

So perhaps you remember these scenes from Silicon Valley, with Russ Hanneman’s billionaire doors and his custom orange McLaren.

Well……..

Here is what I enjoyed parked in front of my house yesterday. Yeah…it’s that f*cking car.

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Oh yeah….he didn’t just park. He opened his billionaire doors. Both of them. Why? Why did he need to do that? He’s not around the car. What is happening?

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It’s important to note that, at the same time, my 2011 Infiniti is parked 5 feet away in my driveway. And yeah b*tches…I have front and back doors! One more thing though, my car won’t start and has no functioning electrical system. Which is why I couldn’t open the other side. They are locked and I didn’t want to crawl across. Winning.

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