Lately, my Facebook feed has been overrun with postings about people completing surveys to determine what state of the union, what Golden Girl, or what 80s band they are. I got ‘Dorothy’, how about you?
So I decided to add my own survey to the mix so, in addition to knowing you most closely match to Rhode Island, our fearless island state (stay strong Rhode Island, stay strong!), you can know what type of person you are. Here goes.
- Have you ever completed a survey on Facebook that compared you to a state, band, show, vegetable or body part and then posted the results for everyone to see?
- Are you completing this survey now?
- Have you ever wanted to punch a stranger in the face for poor driving, poor parking, talking loud on a mobile phone, overachieving, bragging, underachieving, getting drunk mid day when you wanted to be drunk mid day or having kids in public?
- Are you an asshole?
If you answered ‘Yes’ to any of the questions above, congratulations. You are an asshole. Please post as such to your timeline.
If you answered ‘No’ to all of the questions above, congratulations. You are a lying asshole. Please jump off a bridge.
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