So perhaps you remember these scenes from Silicon Valley, with Russ Hanneman’s billionaire doors and his custom orange McLaren.
Here is what I enjoyed parked in front of my house yesterday. Yeah…it’s that f*cking car.
Oh yeah….he didn’t just park. He opened his billionaire doors. Both of them. Why? Why did he need to do that? He’s not around the car. What is happening?
It’s important to note that, at the same time, my 2011 Infiniti is parked 5 feet away in my driveway. And yeah b*tches…I have front and back doors! One more thing though, my car won’t start and has no functioning electrical system. Which is why I couldn’t open the other side. They are locked and I didn’t want to crawl across. Winning.