My Son: Professional Troll

It’s a proud day in my household. Like many parents, I’ve spent years believing that somehow my parenting style would result in my son becoming a caring, thoughtful, and compassionate man.

Yesterday I found out the truth. I was sitting quietly in my room, eyes closed, meditating. My son snuck up behind me, and in the sweetest and quietest of voices said:

You should have bought Bitcoin last year

Then he walked out without looking back. The future is in good hands.

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