The Local: February 28, 2018

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Community Reminders:

  • Emotional support animals of any type are no longer allowed at the library.
  • The library will remain closed pending complete fumigation and sterilization of the HVAC system.
  • The new Armored Civilian Defense Vehicle (playfully nicknamed ‘The Tank’ by our mayor) will be on display at the town hall from 12-4. Bring your children to see how the matching grant from PATRIOT Act funding (yes, that’s still a thing!) made this critical police vehicle possible. Remember, if you don’t get your picture with The Tank it means the terrorists win!
  • Budget proposals for continuation of the music and art programs at Penderson Elementary have been declined.

Kartoon Korner: Today’s drawing comes from Ricky, an 8 year old being home schooled, so we’re not really sure if he is technically in a ‘grade’ or being ‘schooled’.

Hamster Burial
Dad says we shouldn’t blame the dog. Next time we need a deeper hole.

Local Sports:

  • The School Student Council voted to replace the Boys Basketball 1982 Division Champions banner, which was destroyed by beetles, with a multi-sport ‘We Are All Winners’ banner.
  • The girl’s varsity swim team competes tonight against Hawthorne. As a reminder, if you do not have a child on the swim team, please do not attend the event or remain outside of the locker room.

Police Blotter:

  • Reminder: Do not call 911 to ask if it is a leap year. 911 is for emergencies only.
  • Speaking of, for the last time Mrs. Gerry it’s a god-damned raccoon. Put lids on your garbage.

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